Year Two: Day Seventeen and Eighteen!

Hey friends!

My apologies for slacking!

Things are kind of crazy around here lately.

But I haven't abandoned my project here, so don't worry!

So, I know that Christmas is a week from today (OWEIHASDKHDGKH!!!!)

And you might be attending a Christmas party this weekend, but are in need of a stellar outfit.

However, your favorite thrift stores are running low on awesome sweaters and shirts.

(Or you already purchased everything because you run a blog... shhh...)

HAVE NO FEAR!

Your local Walmart has a (somewhat small) collection of Christmas apparel! 

Here is parts one and two of the three part WALMART SAGA.

PART ONE:

Day 17!

HO HO HO!

In this picture I am recreating the line from Twas the Night Before Christmas...

"He had a broad face and a little round belly, that shook when he laughed like a bowl full of jelly."

Because that's my real life.

Also, yes. There is a creepy owl in our Christmas tree. 

Don't ask about it. I don't know anything.

It just showed up.

Christina has been so naughty this year... Tsk, tsk.

Also. I don't understand why the Naughty/Nice list is in his pocket.

Have the creators of this shirt not seen the movie The Santa Clause?

I think too much about these things. 

Anyway. A classic shirt you can purchase at your local Walmart.

PART TWO:

Day 18!

Pretty self explanatory.

How am I still single?

That's it for today! The final part of the WALMART SAGA is tomorrow!

Stay tacky,

- Brennan